So I drive a 2002 Dodge Stratus. It’s not a highly-ranked car, it is discontinued by the manufacturer, and it was the subject of middle manager derision on Saturday Night Live in a Will Ferrell sketch. But I’m not ashamed to say that I love my 2002 Dodge Stratus. 103,000 miles and it drives just fine.
It’s good to know who you are, and I’m just a guy who likes his 2002 Dodge Stratus.