So I was picking up my 2nd grader from school and I saw a set of one-page reports from the kids hanging in the hallway. They apparently each picked a different sea animal. Christian’s animal was the Great White Turtle.
It’s a brilliant report– best read big— but the best line is this: "It eats anything that does not have the word turtle in its name."
Also, the illustration of the sea turtle is disturbingly similar to the evil nutcrackers like this one over here.